Yes we have no eyes… yet.
Scene: A puppet laying on a shelf in a sunny room with cowboys roping steers on the wall, repeating themselves, never completing the job. A twin bed positions itself next to a window which shows a tree filled back yard. In the distance we hear children laughing which fades out.
Puppet: I just don’t know
Voice: What don’t you know?
Puppet: Who was that? I thought I was the only one here!
Voice: Well obviously you thought wrong.
Puppet: You didn’t answer me. Who are you?
Voice: I’m a dog puppet. I got left in the corner with the dust bunnies.
Puppet: That’s what I don’t know.
Dog Puppet: What is it that you don’t know? I mean what is that, what you don’t know?
Puppet: You are confusing me.
Dog Puppet: I think you are already confused.
Puppet: What I don’t know is: what am I?
Dog Puppet: You don’t know what you are? That sounds crazy.
Puppet: That is not helpful. I can’t help being this way. You sound so sure of yourself so you must know that you are a dog puppet. How do you know that?
Dog Puppet: Well, when my owner puts me on his hand, he barks and whines, just like that 4 legged creature that scares me by dragging me out in the living room. I’m sure I don’t look as nice as I did when I was made.
Puppet: That’s just it! I’ve never seen anything that looks like me.
Dog Puppet: Well describe yourself, maybe I can help.
Puppet: Well, I have green stripes, a mouth with a red tongue and some protruding eyebrows.
Dog Puppet: I’m trying to picture you. I don’t think I have ever seen a creature that looks like you. What does your owner do when he puts you on?
Puppet: That’s part of the problem. Sometimes he makes a hissing sound and sometimes he croaks. It is just too confusing.
Dog Puppet: Oh, I see your problem. You are having an identity crisis. You don’t know if you are a snake or a frog. It’s not your fault if your owner can’t decide.
Puppet: It isn’t my fault? That’s a wonderful way to look at it. Thank you!
Dog Puppet: You’re welcome. I don’t know if I solved your problem.
Puppet: Well now that I know it isn’t my fault, I think I can just be whatever my owner wants me to be. Right now, for myself, I’m feeling a bit scaly so I’ll call myself a snake.
Dog Puppet: Cool! Maybe I could try another identity but I have these floppy ears and a tail. What else has floppy ears and a tail? Gosh, I can’t think of something, can you? I want to be like you and get to be something different when I feel like it.
Puppet: You know I don’t think there is another animal with floppy ears. I think you may be stuck with being a dog puppet.
Dog Puppet: Well that sucks!
Puppet: I’m sorry for you.
Just then the door opens with a bang and 2 children come into the room. One of them grabs up the dog puppet and starts barking. The second one grabs up the other puppet and starts hopping around the room.